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Beyonce

“Okay, so first you’re going to do a half-time show with over 100 million people watching comprised of nothing but your oldest, crustiest material.  THEN, you’re going to do an exclusive interview with Oprah and air your highly anticipated documentary, “By Beyonce about Beyonce for Beyonce,” on HBO for the very first time.  NEXT, you’re going to announce a world tour starting in April without giving any indication of what the hell you might actually be performing on said world tour.  THEN, and ONLY THEN, will you finally be ready……to go into hiding for several months and not say a damn thing about new music.  Soon you will be on tour performing, “Bug a Boo,” with Kelly Rowland and special guest granny Michelle, far too busy to promote a new single much less a new album.  No, we have not wasted any promotional opportunities.” – Bey’s team

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“Beyonce Knowles,” © 2006 Zabatika, used under a Creative Commons Attribution-Sharealike 2.0 Generic License

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