New Music: Brit Smith – “Provocative (hiDhi) (feat.”


Do you love Beyonce’s new album but find yourself wondering, “Hey, where are all the fun, uptempo dance tracks?”  Do you pine for Nelly Furtado circa 2006?  Are you ready to watch a music video featuring Betty White and an obscene amount of product placement for Miracle Whip?  Look no further — Timbaland’s new protege Brit Smith is here with her (sort of) debut single, “Provocative (hiDhi).” Continue reading


Music News: Beyawnka finally gets off her duff


Stop the presses: it looks like Bey is FINALLY going to have some new music to go along with that overblown world tour of hers.  Today, CapitalFM announced that Beyonce will be premiering a brand new song tomorrow morning at 9am EST (4/4, get it?).  The message was accompanied by the above blink-and-you’ll-miss-it teaser vid which features that damn Sasha Fierce glove and a tiny bit of an instrumental.

Oh and did you catch that beatboxing in the background?  Guess whose crusty ass decided to show up to the party?  TIMBALAND.  This is great, just great.  I give Bey a lot of s—, but I am looking forward to her comeback and I do not want to see her serve up another “Run the World” sized clunker.  Unfortunately, Timbaland’s involvement doesn’t exactly inspire confidence.

Reportedly, the Timbaland produced track is called “Grown Woman.”  Check out the rumored lyrics after the jump. Continue reading

Review: Justin Timberlake – “The 20/20 Experience”

Justin Timberlake - "The 20/20 Experience"

Even at only 11 tracks, “The 20/20 Experience” is still too long.  Admittedly, the album just isn’t designed for the way I consume music (I have a short attention span and I firmly believe that the perfect pop song is around three minutes and thirty seconds), but some of these tracks are just ridiculous. Continue reading